Scooby-Ooby Scopitone – Reprint Time Magazine
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009In some 500 bars, restaurants and servicemen’s clubs throughout the U.S., the center of attention these days is a monstrous new machine called Scopitone. It is a cross between a jukebox and TV. For 250 a throw, Scopitone projects any one of 36 musical movies on a 26-in. screen, flooding the premises with delirious color and hi-fi scooby-ooby-doo for three whole minutes. It makes a sobering combination.
Rights to Scopitone for the U.S. and South and Central America were snapped up for $5,000 last year by Alvin I. Malnik, 31, a Miami Beach attorney, who will soon start distributing machines manufactured in Chicago. He already has installed them in New York, San Francisco, Las Vegas and dozens of military bases, and has a backlog of 2,500 orders. If Malnik has his way, every public place from the hoitiest cocktail lounge to the toitiest pizza parlor will be swinging to musies, all of which are eventually to be produced by Malnik himself. Meanwhile, Scopitone screens are filled by French films. One typical Gallic offering, El Gato Montés, captures the jollity of the annual Pamplona fiesta with trumpet playing, flamenco dancing and the shrieks of small boys being gored by rampaging bulls in the streets.
The production possibilities of Scopitone films make their promoter sound like Cecil B. DeMalnik. “Take Hello, Dolly! ” he says, eyes moist with enthusiasm. “Maybe we’d have an actress getting down from a train in a little hick town, and, you know, she’s Dolly coming back—I really don’t know the rest of the words—but then there’d probably be some people meeting her, dancing along. There’s just no end to the storybook film devices we can prepare.” Just for a start, he might try My Funny Ballantine, Tea for Tuborg, and Music to Cry in Your Beer By.